Free Food at Church.

“When you do find free food at a church, act like you belong there. If you walk in all timid and nervous looking, someone is going to figure out your game and eventually yell, “Hey those deviled eggs aren’t for you!” If that happens, yell back, “I call them ‘angeled eggs!'” That will hopefully baffle them enough for you to lose them by sprinting across a crowded hallway intersection like a bad guy running a red light. Prevent this horrible situation by strolling confidently to the table with the free food, grabbing a donut as if to say, “Oh, here’s where I left that donut that belongs to me” and then walking away.”

[Stuff Christians Like]

Published in: on June 26, 2009 at 5:06 am  Leave a Comment  

Would Jesus Zap a Polar Bear?

That is the question.

Published in: on June 24, 2009 at 6:03 am  Leave a Comment  

Happy Father’s Day!

Fathers Day

Published in: on June 21, 2009 at 11:05 am  Leave a Comment  

The MP3 Experiment + Random Grab Bag

MP3 experiment

You may not have heard of Improv Everywhere, but you’ve probably seen some of this group’s public stunts on YouTube. Remember the one where everyone in Grand Central Terminal froze simultaneously, baffling passersby? Or the immortal Food Court Musical? Wanna see what their latest stunt was?

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Published in: on June 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm  Leave a Comment  

Auto-Tune Me, baby.

Ever wondered what “auto-tune” is? Ever wondered why some of the worst singers can sound so good in the studio? Take a look at this…and don’t miss Katie Couric’s part at 1:21. It’s the best.

Here’s a look at the guys who put this together and why…

Published in: on May 15, 2009 at 4:48 am  Leave a Comment  

Jazz Hands!

Slippery When Wet

[Thanks Sea Turtle]

Published in: on May 11, 2009 at 4:52 am  Leave a Comment  

Sulu Dance.

As I prepare myself for a first viewing of the new J.J. Abrams-directed, retooled, new and shiny Star Trek movie tomorrow afternoon, I humbly offer up the Sulu Dance to you. Crank it up, 80s friends.

By the way, online movie-ticket-selling website/company thing Fandango says 10 percent of polled ticket buyers are planning to show up “in some kind of Star Trek costume.” I’m 90% sure that I won’t.

Published in: on May 7, 2009 at 7:45 pm  Leave a Comment