Free Food at Church.

“When you do find free food at a church, act like you belong there. If you walk in all timid and nervous looking, someone is going to figure out your game and eventually yell, “Hey those deviled eggs aren’t for you!” If that happens, yell back, “I call them ‘angeled eggs!'” That will hopefully baffle them enough for you to lose them by sprinting across a crowded hallway intersection like a bad guy running a red light. Prevent this horrible situation by strolling confidently to the table with the free food, grabbing a donut as if to say, “Oh, here’s where I left that donut that belongs to me” and then walking away.”

[Stuff Christians Like]

Published in: on June 26, 2009 at 5:06 am  Leave a Comment  

Would Jesus Zap a Polar Bear?

That is the question.

Published in: on June 24, 2009 at 6:03 am  Leave a Comment  

Happy Father’s Day!

Fathers Day

Published in: on June 21, 2009 at 11:05 am  Leave a Comment  

This Obama needs no teleprompter.



The Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World just got a little bit more diverse. Find out when Obama makes the Hall his hizzy after the jump…


Published in: on June 15, 2009 at 5:04 am  Leave a Comment  

Getting my run back on…

BW by DarkMatter

Tomorrow is the day. First run since the last week of April. I had some sort of runner’s knee/IT Band syndrome/bursitis issue with my right knee that popped in my last 10K. I felt like it was starting to get worse. So I shut it down.

Truth be told…I haven’t been doing my strengthening exercises like I should have over this month. Truth be told…the lack of running in my life hasn’t made for much physical exertion on my part at all. Apart from a few random workout sessions, I’ve basically taken the month off. And it’s time to get rolling again.

10/25 may seem like a long way off to you. But it’s very much on my mind. That’s the date of the marathon I’ve signed up for in the fall. And if it’s gonna happen, the training needs to start in earnest now. I’m very worried that the knee problem will show up again. Let’s see how it goes.

By the way, I found a couple of interesting articles about running. Check ’em out.

Running vs Walking. It’s from the NY Times…so you need to be registered to read it. But it’s free. So why not? And this is definitely the way I’ll start my running routine back up…at least until the 5K I’m set to run on June 20th in Greensboro.

Shoes vs Barefoot. Did I waste $100 on my shoes? Don’t answer that.

Born to Run. Are we doing it all wrong?

Published in: on June 12, 2009 at 4:54 am  Leave a Comment  

New Mute Math Single – “The Nerve”


The new album “Armistice” drops 8/18/2009. And you can listen to the new single for free here. After the jump, my thoughts on the new single, a possible first look at the track listing for the new album, and why most of Earthsuit hated Darren.


Published in: on June 11, 2009 at 6:15 am  Comments (3)  

The MP3 Experiment + Random Grab Bag

MP3 experiment

You may not have heard of Improv Everywhere, but you’ve probably seen some of this group’s public stunts on YouTube. Remember the one where everyone in Grand Central Terminal froze simultaneously, baffling passersby? Or the immortal Food Court Musical? Wanna see what their latest stunt was?


Published in: on June 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm  Leave a Comment